Anonymous said: stevie frank from michigan is an irrelevant run of the mill scene boy who doesnt think hes scene with a barely 3 inch penis. is this how this stuff works?

huh

Anonymous said: So you guest list to any show you're on or just warped?

it depends

Anonymous said: how much are lists spots?

how ever much the ticket is?

Anonymous said: Wanna fuck that chicken nugget lord whatever his name is from curse sailed idk i just want to fuck

lmao omar

nickiferstuff said: we love you and jenn together so happy you guys finally met

what. the. fuck..

Anonymous said: Nick is back! I've missed you!

miss u bae

Anonymous said: oh my fucking god welcome back nick you fucking genious!

word hoe!

10 THINGS TO NEVER DO AT WARPED TOUR

Hello old friends, minions, and lizards alike. i hope you’ve been having a good summer. im assuming most of you attended some date of this years vans warped tour. and since mostly groupies look at this site. i figured i return and shed some wisdom on all of you on how to be respectable harlots! so here we go!

  • BUS PHOTOSHOOTS - this is something ive touched on breifly before. if on the off chance you get invited on to a bus. taking photos in general is bad because most band dudes will have to explain to the girl in the next city why jackie booty shorts is on your bus taking a picture of you when youre not looking. you can brag about being on a bus without taking pictures…
  • NOTHING IS FREE- I have heard the most entitled shit come out of groupies mouths this years. like insane shit. its like their possesed by some band dick demon.. actually one time a girl in dallas on a bus full of dudes go “to bad the warped catering sucks” ok NUMBER ONE: i am 200% percent sure this girl did not try a single bite of anything on any warped date ever. NUMBER TWO: the catering was fucking DELICIOUS every single day.. NUMBER 3: YOU LIVE 20 MINUTES AWAY GO HOME AND MAKE A FUCKING SANDWHICH AND BRING IT BACK THEN YOU TROLLOP…
  • NEVER BE A DIVA- another whoreable experience i had, ALSO IN DALLAS… was entitled girls. when you know one person on a bus and that person isnt there.. if you say anything, which you probably shouldnt, it probably should be “can you turn off the light, its causing a glare on the TV” or “whats wrong with the AC” because after you leave the bus you will be made fun of…trust me..
  • PARKING- i noticed this year that people have been extremely entitiled when it comes to parking by the busses. when i was guest listing people they would actually ask me if they got to park by the busses…like why… what would you possibly need to park in vendor parking,. there is ZERO advantage… if anything you have to walk ALL the way around the venue to get the guest list tent anyway..
  • GUEST LIST- i didnt really realize how much guest list spots costed until this tour. unless youre fucking kylie jenner or on that level of hot you should probably bring something (usually alcohol) or something so you just dont look like a deadbeat bus potato
  • UNDERBUTT - IF YOURE UNDER 18 STOP MAKING EVERYONE A PEDOPHILE. HAVING TWO INCHES OF YOUR ASS OUT IS NOT GONNA COOL YOU DOWN ANY MORE THAN WEARING BASICALLY NO CLOTHES SO JUST STOP 
  • CATERING- the food is not free. i dont know who told the groupie community it was… it is not. same with the food at the barbeque. you can get whoever guest listed you to buy you a meal ticket its 15 bucks…so…
  •  FLOPPY HATS- WE ALL REALIZE THAT AMERICAN HORROR STORY COVEN ENDED OVER 4 MONTHS AGO RIGHT? next
  • MULTIPLE DATES- THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE ON THE TOUR. STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOU ARE ON THE TOUR. its not like we all don’t know why you’re really there..
  • INVITING PEOPLE ANYWHERE- what this means is: do not invite your fucking friends on someones bus without asking first and if you know your friend is gonna be ‘that girl’ it might be a good time to turn your read receipts off and say your phone died…

WELP thats all i have time for minions. until we meet again,

-BANDGIRLZ

dollyrat said: 18 is still sort of young. lol :-)

lolz

Anonymous said: Hey are you going to Megafest in Michigan February 21st?

nah